Ah, the age-old question of “manscaping” in your 60s!
While some may scoff at the idea of keeping your nether regions spick and span, there’s no denying the multitude of perks that come along with a well-kempt garden.
Imagine: you’re rocking the silver fox look, don’t let Mother Nature’s wild growth take over your manly hedge.
“Manscaping” in your 60s is all about maintaining a sense confidence, not mentioning the added comfort and convenience it brings. How else would on lookers explain the solitary lone wolves on the Jersey Shore, in their Eagle’s green la may Speedos, proudly stepping over the garden of towels, umbrellas and unfastened bikini tops, blanketing the beach on Memorial Day weekend.
Let’s face it, nobody wants an unruly forest of hair, especially as flexibility might not be what it was a brief twenty years ago, and don’t forget the ten percent shrinkage that occurs in most (other) men. Your lack of grooming can turn a night of intimacy into an Easter egg hunt without the excitement of discovery.
While it may not be on top of your to do list, indulging in a little “manscaping” in your golden years may give you the extra spring in your step and make you feel like a legend. Just remember to embrace the process and lock the bathroom door. Very few partners will find it endearing to walk in on their lover, balanced on one leg while the other is planted on the toilet seat as they see them snip around those tender parts with an old pair of dull sewing scissors.
