perambulator, n.
A carriage for a baby or young child, which may be pushed along by a person on foot. Now usually shortened to pram. (OED Definition)
Ah, the perambulator, a trusty pre-toddler conveyance, and the bane of sidewalk pedestrians everywhere! With its four wheels, a sleek handlebar, and storage space to rival Mary Poppins’ magical carpet bag, the perambulator has been a symbol of both convenience and comical mishaps.
It’s the swanky Cadillac of strollers, and the ultimate accessory for pretentious parents on the go.
From the classic Victorian prams to the compact and ambulatory bed for lazy fur babies of today, the perambulator has come a long way. Whether you’re navigating through a bustling city or strolling through riverside park, the perambulator serves its purpose of keeping your little one snug while allowing you to strut your stuff. Just be prepared for the occasional heap of side-eye from those unfortunates who find themselves on the receiving end of its unwieldy presence. After all, the perambulator may be a godsend for busy parents, but it’s not exactly a nimble creature on sidewalks or cobblestone pedestrian streets. Embrace the convenience, embrace the chaos, and revel in the witty banter that inevitably ensues when this magical buggy becomes the center of attention and by all means avoid escalators and cruise ships.
